Topic: my own bachelorette show
10:45 PM, Thursday, May 5th.
Undisclosed location in Gold Coast
My phone: Ring Ring
Me: Hello?
My phone: Hi, it's your ex. I am drunk.(disclamer that really
says - I am going to say whatever I want and then regret it the next
morning)
Me: Uh, Okay.... I just finished dinner with my BOYFRIEND that I'm
going to marry
My phone: Ummm, I love you. I'm sorry I wasn't good enough for you.
Are you sure you are happy?
Me: Like, duh! I don't settle. Oh yeah - you are a great guy, just
not the guy for me
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11:05 PM, Thursday, May 5th.
Undisclosed location on the interstate
My phone: Ring Ring
Me: Hello?
My phone: Like, what's up? - Ex #2.
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Umm, it's raining Ex's.
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Next I should tell you about the allergy I had to my new beau's ex's.
But in a separte email when I have more time.
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Updated: Tuesday, 5 July 2005 2:44 PM CDT