Topic: On the way to Triathlon
Top 25 Ways to tell your girlfriend is a triathlete. (or wife!)
1. You find yourself having to be supportive, as she works out for a few hours a day.
2. Your home decor "style" consists of triathlon memorabilia, posters, medals, and photos.
3. Your dates are always pasta dinners with other triathlete couples.
4. She asks you, do those jeans make my butt look too ripped?
5. Sport-related expense is a not so modest number on your combined budget.
6. You can't TIVO Sunday's football game because your TIVO is full of extreme sports recordings.
7. Your girlfriend always smells like chlorine.
8. Your girlfriend's car smells like chlorine.
9. Your girlfriend's arms are bigger then yours.
10. She's got Lance tattoed on her butt.
11. Your girlfriend belongs to more then one gym.
12. There is a bike rack on your car and it is actually used.
13. She makes you repeat where her insurance information is before leaving the house for a "workout".
14. Her bicycle costs more then your TV and gets used more in net hours.
15. Her favorite web site is ironmanlive.com.
16. Your girlfriend was not home, so you had to sign for the delivery of the 3 pallets of Gatorade.
17. Your living-room table is covered with wet swimsuit, towel, goggles, and helmet.
18. Her bicycle has more add-ons then your car.
19. You are sunburned from waiting at the finish-line
20. You have to designate a "triathlon-free" room in the house.
21. You have to compete for her time with her physical therapist, her personal trainer, her swim coach, her training partners, and her triathlon team.
22. You got engaged, and your wedding registry is full of triathlon gear.
23. You got engaged, and the first thing she asked was, can we go on our honeymoon to Kona, say, some time in mid-October?
24. You are used to calling her beautiful, despite of helmet hair and swim cap hair, and goggle eyes.
25. You find yourself leaving a hotel room in the middle of nowhere at 3 in the morning, carrying about a hundred pounds of "gear" to something called the "transition area".
Posted by anteojos
at 9:29 AM CST
Updated: Friday, 30 December 2005 9:30 AM CST